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I guess it was time for a re-vamp of my pages :-/ When re-writing these pages I just wanted to put something back on, so there is no fancy codes or other things, but these slowed down the pages anyway.
A top place to get any music you want. This page has been visited
There are various links (not too many) scattered accross the pages, some are adult links, some are not, every link is explained, and if it is a adult link it *does* say. These links are there to earn me a little extra pocket money. My web page is hosted for FREE by Legend Internet, who if your looking for a good ISP, are one of the best. If you join them please mention my name, so I get a Months Free access. On my site there is NO Stupid traps which hang up web browsers, and just basically do nothing but piss people off, I hope becasue I have't put these on this page you will find it in your heart just to help me by clicking on the links!
SERIOUS WARNING It is not my intention to offend or upset anybody, please take this web page as it is meant to be taken as something funny. Please pass the URL on. The contents of my page are not the responsibility of the ISP who host my site, and there is a plain and clear warning regarding age. I don't want to put a Age Verification system on my page, as many people will Miss Out. I have put various methods of communication on here, and if mis-used will be removed. DISCLAIMER The person hosting this site, the writer of the site or any other partys are not responable for harm or injury casued to any person or persons viewing this page. There is a age warning and it assumed that people do compy with this and that people over the 18 will look at stuff on the internet without getting warped minds.
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My page contains the world's largest (although size isn't everything it does matter) list of chat up lines (pick up lines, to People in other parts of the world), and many other funny jokes and some very humorous stuff. The jokes on this page are recommended for people who are grown up and consider that they are a adult. I am not putting a age check on this page, so anybody 'could' read it, but I am not holding a gun to your head either, so if you are easily offended please read the pages and just ignore words like "Fuck", "Sex", "Bastard" and other swear words, or I suppose you could Piss off now! People from all over the have sent me some of the jokes and Pick up lines on these pages, and many people have commented about my page. I would like to thank all of these people, and I do write back to every E-Mail personally. Although I can't thank people individually on my web pages my heart does thank them all! I even reply to all the 'fake' emails I get! Thanks for Passing on the URL so everybody else can take a look at my pages. Thanks to people who I have Meet at work who have bothered to take a look at my pages, and all the Students from Bradford University! I showed a print out of some of my pages, to the door staff at my local Casino, and they found the Pick Up lines very funny.... One of my personal Favorites, which has been sent to me is "You're so beautiful, I can't believe God didn't keep you for himself."!!!! As you can guess I like the romantic lines, but the crude lines also appeal to me too!!! Another of my best ones is "Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down, go ahead say no.". I am always on the look out for more lines, and rejections, so if you have any funny storys, please feel free to send them to me! Now we have all the Mary Whitehouse fans out of the way, we can get on with the real stuff. Please note though that this page contains no nude images (not even of me - although I get so many begging letters from my female fans around the world), and will not in the future, but does contain sexual swear words, like 'fuck' and stuff.... But remember that there are worse words in the dictionary than 'Fuck' and 'Bastard', like the word 'Stab', and I am sure that we all prefer to get 'Fucked' than to a get 'Stabbed'!
Any ProblemsAny problems, comments or you just want to tell me how great this page is to give me encouragement then Although I do try and respond to every email, junk mails, spams and other stuff get deleted without being read. The internet is a good place to make friends and I am always looking for more.
To make access easier for you I have put all the options in a easy to use Pull Down Menu, as I explore Java things get better and better, plus, most people have newer bowsers now so I may as well put the good code it. For those with poor Browers..... Nightclub Chat-Up Lines, Romantic Chat-Up Lines, Crude Chat-Up Lines, With Someone Chat-Up Lines, Rejection Lines, Love Sex and Marrage Quotes, One Liners, Useless Facts, Jokes Web Board, Windows 2000 Stuff, About Me, Journal of My Life!, Incase of my death., Live Chat, My Work, My Friends, Links to other pages, Guest Book. If you find any problems with my code please email webmaster@jud.legend.co.uk telling me what the problem is and what broswer you use!
CONTACTING ME I get a lot of E-Mails, asking if I write on a personal basis to people, and the answer is YES and I am always on the look out for New Friends, across the UK and the rest of the world. Before you get in touch, you should know that:
1) I Don't have cyber-sex or Hot-Chatting
2) I Don't want loads of 'Virus Warnings' or 'Forward this to get someone some money'
3) I Don't want to be subcribed to mail lists and other things.
4) I am genuine, I expect people who get in touch to be genuine.
5) I Don't want loads of URL's sent to me, without an explanation of what they are.
6) I am *Straight* and have no desire to become gay.
7) Although I am Single, I am not looking, however if your Miss Right, do get in touch!
Now don't get put off by the above, if you are genuinly looking for a great guy to be friends with (maybe more who knows!) the please feel free to get in touch with me! E-Mail: jbrett@legend.co.uk ICQ: 1117837 Phone: +44 7971 841855 (Email me before calling me.) Fax: +44 7971 651728 SMS: You can send a SMS to my phone from any UK Mobile phone. You can SMS me any time on the following numbers:- +44 7971 841855 +44 7971 651727 +44 7971 651728 LOCUST: User name "JUD" Phone Email: big.fella@legend.co.uk News Groups: alt.fan-club.Justin.Brett (my own Group) PAGE INFORMATION
This page was last updated: 12th Oct 1999 This page was Totally re-written: 30th August 1998 Number of people to Visit before re-write: 50000+ This page was Created & is Maintained by: Justin Brett
This page is (C)1996, (C)1997, (C)1998 & (C)1999 - Justin Brett This page is now Mirrored on two sites, as well as a Back Up copy being stored else where. The web address below are the links to the main pages. My thanks goes to Legend Internet and Merlin usergroup for the web hosting and the help I have been given from them. http://www.legend.yorks.com/~jbrett/index.html http://www.legend.org.uk/~jbrett/index.html Working as a nightclub manager I guess there is one date of everyones Diary, the Start of the Millenium, so below is how long you have left to get your computer sorted out, your nightclub tickets sorted out, and what ever else you need to get sorted out. This page has been up and running for 4 years and I hope to take it well in to the next Millenium :-)
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THIS SITE IS DEDICATED TO:
The People in my life who help make it complete, either by email, on the phone or By SMS (on my phone). Each one of my friends is so special and I am lucky to have them...
Thanks.