Windows 2000 New Messages

The following are new Windows messages that are under consideration for the planned Windows 2000:

  1. BREAKFAST.SYS halted... Cereal port not responding.
  2. Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner.
  3. Bad or missing mouse. Spank the cat? (Y/N)
  4. COFFEE.SYS missing... Insert cup in cup holder and press any key.
  5. CONGRESS.SYS corrupted... Re-boot Washington D.C? (Y/N)
  6. Close your eyes and press escape three times.
  7. Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue.
  8. Error reading FAT record: Try the SKINNY one? (Y/N)
  9. File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)
  10. Press Ctrl-Alt-Del now for IQ test.
  11. Press any key except... no, No, NO, NOT THAT ONE!
  12. Press any key to continue or any other key to quit.
  13. Runtime Error 6D at 417A:32CF: Incompetent User.
  14. Smash forehead on keyboard to continue.
  15. This is a message from God Gates: "Rebooting the world. Please log off."
  16. This will end your Windows session. Do you want to play another game?
  17. To "shut down" your system, type "WIN."
  18. User Error: Replace user.
  19. Welcome to Microsoft's World - Your Mortgage is Past Due...
  20. WinErr 16547: LPT1 not found. Use backup. (PENCIL & PAPER.SYS)
  21. Windows VirusScan 1.0 - "Windows found: Remove it? (Y/N)"
  22. Windows message: "Error saving file! Format drive now? (Y/Y)"
  23. Your hard drive has been scanned and all stolen software titles have been deleted. The police are on the way.