It's free and it's not sex. It does exactly what it would say on the tin if it came in a tin. Which it doesn't. It contains exactly the same kind of juvenile toilet humour that would have given 'Carry On Up The Back Passage' a bad name if it had ever been filmed. Which it wasn't.

IE4/5 users get the dubious benefit of some ridiculous MP3 backing tracks and SoundFX so if yer using IE4/5 (and I know some of you are, oh yes) turn yer speakers on and refresh this page. If you can hear a flatulent rooster and some thunder you've got an MP3 player. Either that or you live near a farm, you're in for some rough weather and you've left the back door open. If it's not working click here to get the Windows Media Player. The rest of you are stuck with plain old MIDI files. Don't blame me. I didn't choose yer browser.